a letter.

i would like to take this time to write a letter to an anonymous and ficitional(maybe) college and career center advisor who told me that, “ivy leagues were not in the ballpark for me.”

dear mrs. college and career center advisor,

today, i received news that i have been accepted to columbia university (the one in new york) and theyre gonna pay for a lot of my education. i know, this is big news to you. one of your students got into columbia. i can hear you typing up my name for the map in the h-building as we speak. well, i would like to start off by saying thanks. you told me sophomore year, that i could never get into an ivy league. that i should try to aim smaller. i told you i was a athlete. you said your son was too. no, you misunderstood. I am an athlete. your son…not so much. i just want to congratulate you on all the help you’ve given me. you gave me multiple pamphlets. you told me to take more challenging classes. i didnt. i threw out your pamphlets. i took my easy classes. i know, it was risky. but i realized something 10 minutes into first meeting you. right after you handed me a pamphlet for ohio state for the second time. you don’t know shit. im sorry if that was rude but i dont think you know anything.  i look at you, and all i do is question your intelligence. i didnt go to your question and answer sessions with representatives from local colleges because i knew that you only brought them in because you didnt know. i have a suggestion for you. instead of putting stickers from all those colleges on your door, just put xeroxed copies of advertisements for barron’s college guides. it will save everyone time. i hear we have statewide budget cuts. how about we get rid of you? in your place we can just buy a copy of a college guide! have you realized the only reason people go into the college and career center is to print stuff out off your computers! even if they did go in looking for help you wouldnt give it to them anyways. all i wanna say is thank you soooooooooo much for everything you did for me these past four years. it was all you who got me into columbia. not my own hard work on the track and trails. not all the hours i’ve spent training. it was all you. thanks.

sincerely yours,

me.

january 13th.

charter high speed internet is the most unreliable thing in the entire world. it never works. and really, it’s their fault. i hate them.

sorry for two short posts but, i don’t mean to be rude, this blog isn’t exactly at the top of my priorities for a bit.

january 11th.

i judged the dance concert at my high school tonight. gotta do it again tomorrow night. kind of interesting. anyways, i saw this. i found it to be a tad bit odd. what kind of situation would bring them to realize they were twins? hopefully outside the bedroom.

go give earlimart a listen. they’re kinda like stars. ‘cept different.

january 10th

it’s always so assuring when today was better than yesterday.

do yourself a favor and go find a new artist you’ve never heard of. listen to their album all the way through, in the dark. then get back to me.

january 9th

i just finished absurdistan. amazing novel. i really think it might be in my top 5 books of all time. it was given to me as something to change my life. it did. but it wasn’t the only thing that has. well, not as much at least.

i’ve still gotta finish my columbia essay. it’s due in 2 days. i don’t know what to write.

january 8th

sorry for the lack of a post yesterday, i was really hoping to post every day i could. i guess i didn’t really let you down then…yeah, things just got really tough for me so i’m just going to keep it short today.

today i wanna talk about music. not just any music. sondre lerche. sondre (pronounced san-druh) is the most talented sensitive singer songwriter of our generation and mabye my favorite artist. more about him later,  but, for right now, do yourself a favor and download his first album “faces down.” it’ll change your life. forever.

january 6th part 2

sorry…i don’t usually double update but i was just looking at cnn shocked me…

“Reports:Doctor Phil Says Spears Released From Hospital”

here’s a quote for you from the article:

“”My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention,” McGraw told the programs.”

so stick with me on this one…

january 6th

school starts again tomorrow. that means today is the last day of break. not too sure how i feel about this. there’ll of course be the sudden and completely lack of sleep. but, i’ll get to see people i otherwise haven’t been able to…fuck them. i want sleep.

january 5th

not much for all of you today. except this. tina got it for me for christmas…

Click Here!

january 4th

i’ve realized i really like indian music. i don’t know why. i think it might have to do with the fact that it’s extremely unpredictable. i kind of like how it’s like discovering something new…with your ears. that sorta discovery is really only felt when you hear something like a fact or a rumor.

on that note, how long does it take a rumor to become fact? i thought about this when i was watching history channel yesterday. it seems like they know so many personal details about people, but i fail to see the proof. shakespeare is a good example. a lot of people think that he was in fact a woman. other people think he was gay. it seems like gay gets tossed around a lot in history, but it’s only when someone reaches a certain point of greatness. shakespeare’s the greatest writer of all time you say? god, he’s so gay. even the roman emperors, who were the biggest things on earth when they were around, apparently they loved gay sex. apparently, they even had massive gay orgies. you know what this sounds like to me? “peterson got the promotion and not me? what a fucking faggot.” apparently there’s always going to be one really jealous guy throughout history throwing out the gay line. it just sucks for shakespeare, he got the woman line too. im not saying it’s bad to be a woman, i’m simply saying, it’s bad to be a guy, and be called a woman. and vice versa. unless you’re mulan, in which case, you don’t mind at all, until you meet the cute captain, that is.

anyways, enough of that. it’s raining right now. how come every time it rains, the weather channel freaks out? they treat it like the storm of the century. i just think it’s a way for them to get back all the viewers who leave them every time they’re wrong.